Odd Ass Objects Tribute to SOFREP reader Mr. Mason F.

An empty bottle meandered its way into this victim’s rectum

It’s astonishing how many people are slipping whilst naked these days and falling on a stunning array of disparate objects and having them end up in their rectums. I’m baffled. Doctors will tell you that slipping and falling while naked is the primary explanation offered by patients in emergency rooms for how that box of Tide — for instance — ended up in their ass. Why do Docs even ask how it happened? Does the answer have a bearing on how the object will be removed — no.

Maybe they’re looking for some ideas for their next Medical Safety Bulletin:

“Homemakers, when baking cookies be cognizant of the propensity for rolling pins to becomes suddenly and unexpectedly lodged in the rectal area when rolling dough!”