Asshole contracts COVID-19 from Licking Toilet Seat

Young Larz just wanted girls to notice and like him. That was the reason he gave, for licking a toilet seat, during a bedside interview recently. Larz, as it seems, is an INCEL and has never been able to get a date with a live person, and that’s not about to change anytime soon thanks to the vacuum that exists in his life were parental guidance was supposed to have been.

Licking a toilet seat you say… hey, what is the difference, really, between licking a toilet seat and going VFR-Direct to a completely naked ass. I mean why not skip the middle-man and lay into a nude buttock of a stranger? Find out how many licks it takes to get to the chewy tootsie roll center. If licking a stranger’s ass is what floats the boats of our youths, I avail myself to these spirited youngsters that want to truly make a name for themselves — my ass is pretty strange, they are wholeheartedly welcome to lick my ass to gain their notoriety.

And strap this on for a couple of minutes of deep thought: In New Jersey, you are subject to paying a $1,000.00 fine for failure to comply with measures to curtail the spread of the Coronavirus. Would you agree that wantonly inflicting yourself with the Coronavirus is in violation of efforts to slow the spread?