. . . Or swipe right and at least get a free lunch, and possibly find yourself on a cattle truck for a nice session of basic training and chill. Roll the dice, but either way, you’re most likely to get screwed.

Across the country, a new front on the millennial has been launched by the geniuses at recruiting command. A string of rather unique profiles were posted on the hook-up app Tinder—albeit these applicants of internet lust are as misleading as the many bots, which plague the app. Instead of looking to hit it and quit it, these uniformed Tinderellas are seeking recruits.

 

 

Thus far, only the Army and Marine Corps have stooped so low as to mislead potential recruits with a sexual encounter turned recruitment pitch. Although, speculation has led many to conclude that the Air Force, Coast Guard, and Navy are using Grindr. – Send your hurt feelings report, to Congress.

Nevertheless, if users swipe right on a booty-call . . . Recruiter’s profile, the recruiter starts a conversation with them about their potential interest in the Army or Marines, ultimately looking for love in all the wrong places.

The recruiting stance of these services is not sexually biased. Marine Justin, put on his blues and all the charisma of a failing used car salesman to reach his quota. Justin’s tactics also include the feminine wiles of misleading potential matches about his age. I’m not saying that there is anything wrong with that, in fact, you go girl! It’s a new DoD and Marine Corps.