News Roundup: Independence Day!, Chelsea Clinton Speech, Nude Cadillac Man
It’s Independence Day. No, not the fourth of July. That’s a date, not a name. The next time someone says, “Happy Fourth!” throw a guillotine choke on them while whispering the Declaration of Independence softly in their ears as you lower them to the ground. Here we are, 239 years after the cisgender slavemasters Founding Fathers […]







