Unless you’ve been living in a foxhole or stuck in a cave sans your trusty iPhone/Pad/Pod/i-whatever, you have heard/saw/read about the continuing drama surrounding the Army’s shiny new female Ranger LTs. Just in case some of you only just recently exited said foxhole, I’ll sum it up real quick.

According to multiple sources, however denied by the Army, the women who entered Ranger School were given multiple opportunities to repeat/recycle, given special training and knowledge ahead of phases, and some reports are stating that officials at the highest level had predetermined a female would graduate.

The ‘special training’ allegedly consisted of nutritional counseling and full-time coddling by a Ranger tutor. They were supposedly allowed to recycle through the RTAC while their male counterparts faced a pass/fail environment. After ‘passing’ through RTAC, they were allowed to train in their own platoon for weeks while their male battle buddies were thrown directly into Ranger School, no cookies, no milk.

The list goes on and on.