For every firework you don’t ignite, I’m igniting three

For every firework you don’t ignite, I’m igniting three

Let the crying and defense of people who actually only need their commanders, fathers, or mothers to take off their belts and spank their pampered asses into adults . . . Internet tough guys, don’t type, but drive to my place for real confrontation in lieu of continuing this emotional charade.

A Plan for Everything: How I Could Theoretically Destroy the World

A Plan for Everything: How I Could Theoretically Destroy the World

If I am not indefinitely detained in a federal facility following this article,  I will cover my interrogation period in my next article. Yes, I beat you to it! OK, so hands down I’ve been told again and again throughout my life to have a plan for everything. Apparently I’m the only one who took […]