Veterans and active-duty troops have a love-hate relationship with war movies. There are many great war movies out there. And then there are the horrible ones… Movies so bad that will make your eyes blast out of their sockets and leave you begging for mercy faster than an al-Shabaab terrorist begs. But SOFREP’s brave writing staff decided to sacrifice itself for you, watch the dregs of the war-movie genre, and pick the worst war movies of all time!

Some of our picks may surprise you. Let us know your worst war movies in the comments below.

So, in no particular order, we have:

1) Battleship (2012)

Battleship is one of the worst war movies of all time
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If you walked into a room expecting to be mentally tortured with a two-hour presentation on Insurance Actuarial Tables and they showed you Battleship instead, 15 minutes into the film you’d be stomping your feet and screaming, “GIVE US THE ACTUARIALS NOW!”