Caw, Caw! Is it a plane? Is it a drone? No, it’s a blue falcon dropping his turd right on you!

You may have stumbled upon this article for one of two reasons: 1) you were tagged on social media, or 2) the article is simply calling for you, you little blue bird. If neither of those applies to you, the third reason is most likely applicable: Your comrades are making the caw, caw sound, and you just want to get out of the oblivion of “what’s that supposed to mean?”

According to the most trusted slang dictionary EVER on the internet—the Urban Dictionary, a Blue Falcon is someone who commonly craps over their teammates.

This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:

Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.

Makes a comment [on] another’s inappropriate action in front of one’s supervisor which may result in discipline from [the] said supervisor.

Stating they will meet their [buddies] for drinks, but [are] observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.

Inviting [buddies] out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.